I've spent some time discussing the effect Kindle and other e-readers are having on the paper book industry. Let us not forget the first martyr in the technical takeover: the porn industry. Working in an adult store, occasionally you'll get people coming in looking for videos. When this happens, I like to pretend they were sent from the 90's on a sexy mission a la Terminator. ("Cum with me if you want to live!") One caught my suspicion in particular. She belonged to the comfortable middle class, long believed to have gone extinct around this time, her job security emitting from from her smiling eyes and wrinkle-free forehead. She displayed a certain faith in the system that suggests frustration in your government only goes as deep as an intern's throat. Besides, she wore a lot of neon. Not to be outfoxed, I decided on a test. It was a Thursday after all.
"What's the deal with Ross and Rachel? Boy that guy from ER sure is cute!"
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing."
You win this round...
But the fact remains, nobody carries videos anymore. If you're reading this filth, you have access to an entire world of filth. Your favorite guy on girl on girl on guy on guy with a bowling pin action is just a click away. The future welcomes you!
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