Microterrorism

First off, I'm seeing an increase of traffic coming through my page. I'd like to thank The Shed Annex for the feature! Some of you may have been referred to my site through them, but the rest of you should check them out. They feature news and information related to the Shed, a retailer in Toledo, Ohio specializing in tobacco accessories, gifts and adult novelties. I am employed by the Shed stores, and will also be a contributing blogger to their site once things get a little more settled. You can expect a lot of shameless plugging on both ends. Regardless, if this is your first time, welcome!

In other news, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano announced that children under the age of 12 will soon be able to leave their shoes on during airport security checks, and will be subject to fewer pat-downs. Children too large to fit in the overhead storage compartments, however, will need to be sedated, blindfolded and caged. Should your child be lost in transit, a voucher will be issued for free longterm parking and a complimentary Cinnabon. It's win-win really.

I for one feel a whole lot safer knowing that Tommy's velcro Spongebob sneakers are no longer deemed a threat to homeland security. After all, if every terrorists' shoes had small wheels built into the heel, no terror plot would ever make it past the horizontal escalator. You laugh, but it's these small things that make the difference between a level yellow and a level orange...